The mess I'm in

Lately my life has been crazy. I've been making leaps and bounds lately in getting the legal framework of the farm put together. It will be a non-profit, both to get out of paying taxes and to reap in the subsidies. I also have my first employee. His name is Hank, he's forty something and is experienced in setting up non-profits, getting grants, getting sponsorship, and generally making it much easier to do things with what others want to give. But success seems to be a two-sided coin. I've run into my first real problem. I have a squatter. Her name is Ginny Holsman, according to her LLC. If that's her real name I don't know. However, I do know that she is an experienced conartist. When I first found out that she was there, I told all of the neighbors (to make her unwelcome) and called the police to have her arrested for burglary and breaking and entering. The cops, proving themselves as worthless as I've always suspected, refused to arrest her because she has a contract. How did she get a contract, you ask? Allow me to explain: she typed a contract on her computer, printed it out, somehow stole my signature, signed the contract for herself, then finally xeroxed the copy of my signature onto the contract. The cop told me he wouldn't arrest her because she was a little old lady who cried when questioned and that I clearly was trying to take advantage of her, because thats what 20 year olds are good for, taking advantage of old women. It was the most ageist bullshit I've ever heard. When I asked the cop if he had checked the basement door to see where the padlock had clearly been broken from the hinges holding it to the door, he admitted that he hadn't. I hate cops.

Now, how do I get out of this mess? Right now I am in the process of playing the eviction game by the rules. My lawyer is working on getting an eviction notice approved by a judge, making it legitimate. However, I just read in the Landlord-Tenant Law pamphlet that Hank gave me this: "Those who are generally not covered by the Residential Landlord-Tenant Act are: (and then it has a list) *Residents of a single family dwelling which is rented as part of a lease for agricultural land." According to Ginny's contract, her reason for "renting" from me is to establish her horse business. So I may not even be able to get rid of her legally.

The only legal recourse I have at this point (that I know of, I'm not a lawyer) is to press charges for forgery. I do not want it to come to this because A. proving that I did not in fact sign any contract could be incredibly difficult, and B. if I can't rely on the cops, what assurance to I have that the legal system is going to be any more functional?